Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi Set To Launch Brand New Range of Men's Personal Products; As Top Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) Finally Secures RCAM approval
RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly confirmed that (out of the very many hopeful applicants), only one particular 'CE-Marked' Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) has actually secured RCAM's official seal of approval.
(PRWEB) June 27, 2005 -- RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) would like to humbly reiterate that only one particular 'CE-Marked' Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) has actually secured it's official seal of approval, at the present time.
The term IPED was coined in 1993 by the then Medical Doctor (now Professor) Joseph Chikelue Obi to candidly describe: "Any ‘Alternative Contraption’ or ‘Medical Device’ which has been independently confirmed by a Statutorily Competent Regulatory Body to safely , effectively and permanently utilize the Integrated Benefits of Tension ,Gravity and Positioning ; with an ultimate view to consistently optimizing the objective length and girth of the human penis".
Members of the public should therefore always comprehensively consider the following questions whenever thinking of purchasing an IPED over the internet:
| | - Does the Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) legally carry the ‘CE-Mark’?
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If it does, then you can be perfectly assured that it has been Independently Tested for both Safety and Effectiveness before coming onto the market.
The accompanying brochure of any ‘CE-Marked’ product also clearly states it’s approved Class and Use : Most ‘CE-Marked’ DIY IPEDs usually fall within Category 1 , just like many other ‘CE-Marked’ DIY Devices like plasters, bandages and splints etc.
A simple example of a CE-Marked (Category 1) Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) is Phallosan , which is also now commonly available in many German Pharmacies. Phallosan is conveniently worn just like ‘simple underwear’ and is not easily noticeable from the outside trousers by the untrained human eye. Hence it’s high popularity. Another good product is the JES-Extender.
| | - Does the vendor marketing the ‘CE-Marked’ Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) have continuous access to any Qualified Wellness Consultants (or other Health Professionals) who can not only ethically advise you on how to get the most out of their Penis Enlargement Programmes , but also professionally monitor your progress (and that of your IPED equipment) over the full 12 month period?
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If the vendor does, then you can be relatively confident that it is highly unlikely that you will end up in the Accident and Emergency (A&E) Department with an utterly rabid ‘Alligator-Like’ Device voraciously snapping away at your priceless family jewels.
Most ethical vendors of IPEDs might also have a full replacement policy, just in case you miraculously ‘outgrow’ your IPED.
Never be afraid to ask the vendor for more details : After all, it’s your eternally precious penis (or that of your monstrously broody spouse) which is at total stake here.
| | - Does the Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) boldly claim to make you dramatically grow anything more than ‘3 Flaccid Inches’ of functioning penis within a significantly short period of around 3 months?
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If it does, then you might just stand the very unsavory risk of being conned out of your hard-earned cash : Seek Expert Advice.
NB*: The successful Integrated Penile Enlargement Device (IPED) which has finally been approved by RCAM will also be bearing the "Royal College of Alternative Medicine" trademark very shortly.
It is sincerely hoped that many other IPEDs will ultimately be added to our Register in due course, as there are still many other safe and cost-effective IPEDs out there.
Please kindly visit the RCAM website at http://www.RoyalCAM.org and click on the 'Call Now Button' for more details.
About Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) :
RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is an Officially Registered, Dublin-Based, Independent, Regulatory, Training and Empowerment Body for Qualified Wellness Consultants and their Associates from all over the world ; which solely aims to Protect the Public ; by raising Ethical Awareness ( and optimizing Best Professional Standards) in Complementary & Alternative Medicine (CAM).
RCAM currently has International Vacancies for One Million (1,000,000) 'Foundation Fellows' ('Movers and Shakers') ; who will independently play a highly pivotal role in diligently mentoring (and regulating) it's future Global Membership.
So if you really think that you seriously have what it takes to become a 'Leader' in Alternative Medicine , then (perhaps) RCAM may definitely be exactly what the Doctor ordered for you.
Current Requirements for Fellowship as at the 1st of January 2005 are:
- 10 Years Experience in Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) ; inclusive of any time spent in Training.
- Membership of a Recognized Professional Body which is presently on the 'Collegiate Scroll' of Accredited External Organizations.
- Letters of Recommendation from 2 Current Fellows of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine (Ask Provost for more details)
- A 'Professional Portfolio' of '24 Unique Cases' in Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) for future publication in the RCAM e-Journal.Each 'Unique Case' must be appropriately presented in 'Microsoft Word Format' and should (preferably) include diagrams , photographs , references , an honest word count (confirming the present minimum of 300 double-spaced words) and all other relevant supporting data.
- A Life-Time (One-Off) 'Fellowship Fee' of Euros 3,499 (Three Thousand , Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros).This 'One-Off' amount may (on the surface) seem relatively high ; until you ethically compare it to the total amount of Annual Fellowship Subscriptions which any Seasoned Professional in Orthodox Medicine (based in the Western World) would ultimately pay throughout a 40 Year Professional Career.
- Satisfactory Performance at Oral Interview (Usually conducted either via Tele-Conferencing or e-Telephony).
Those not meeting 'Fellowship Grade' will temporarily be 'quarantined' in the 'Fellowship Cadet Club' ; until a time at which all of the necessary Fellowship Requirements are comprehensively met.
RCAM has absolutely no links whatsoever with any 'Royal Entity' of 'Similar' (or 'Presumed Similar') Nomenclature , Title , Calling , Being or Eminence.
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